“Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!”
(Source: mentalgeller)
Via that is mahogany!
“Human beings may no longer kill each other, we are the enemy they’ve been waiting for. Escape has become our only chance of survival.”
Via that is mahogany!
you know people ask me all the time: “kermit, what’s going on with you and miss piggie? what’s the deal with bert and ernie? how do you feel about the hand up your ass?”
*taps ashes off cig*
i tell them to mind they damn business. i used to be a real superstar, you know? i’m a legend now. a legend. my life will be infamous for generations, you understand, cats?
i don’t do interviews because you fools don’t ask good questions. you don’t ask about the hustle and flow no mo’. you don’t ask about this artwork i do called comedy.
*sips coffee*
basically, what i’m saying is, fuck y’all.
(Source: xramonn)
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Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”
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Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”
